WOW, Long time no blog.

So now were officially back, lol, FORREAL. We had some computer difficulties, footage got deleted, now were back on track and lovin' it.

So how bout you check episode 3?



Episode 4 and news for the blog will be posted by Friday!!!!

Were back, Did you miss us?

So due to some extreme computer problems, we weren't able to blog/post videos. So Im sorry if It's been a little boring on here. I just purchased the MacBook Pro, so we will be hosting live video feed shows! Us Live, Raw, & Uncut.

We have made some mods to the show. There are political views, more lesbian/gay news, etc. We have recorded episodes 3 & 4 so they will be posted shortly after we can piece together the footage from the broken computer. So if we haven't lost too many followers hopefully you all will be anxious to see the show.

BTW! We have a new theme song. It was recorded by G-Dub (Doin' Somethin Productions) & Myself...Im only doin the adlibs though. She is a up & coming female, LESBIAN rapper originating from Portsmouth, Ohio. Her styles compare to those of Missy Elliot and Kanye West so please check out her myspace page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20310697

Okay do you guys remember in The L Word Season 3? Carmen buys Shane a wedding present and it was a song by the artists God-Des & She? If you don't remember here's a quick recap

They are coming to Columbus!--And Im going to meet them. So if you are in the Columbus, Ohio area feel free to come and listen to this unique sound. --Btw, their song, "I hate your ex-girlfriend" is GREAT! Check their myspace for more tour dates in your area!

http://www.myspace.com/goddes

Soo, more Britney news. First of all, I'd like to say, I HATE talking about her. But Kevin is an obsessed fan, who stood in line this morning at O'Dark Thirty to buy 2 Copies. The CD is very retro/80s style. She sampled Annie Lennox-"Sweet Dreams" and Im pretty sure some other 80s Music. Currently my faves on the CD are:

Why Should I Be Sad?

-and-

Freakshow

I will provide full critiques once my full-listening party has continued.

Loving Annabelle & Such

I am always on the prowl for lesbian/gay movies, books, and just general media. A few months ago, I was blessed with "Loving Annabelle." After speaking with a few friends I have discovered not too many people have been enlightened, so I will do that for you.

"Loving Annabelle" is about a senators daughter sent to catholic school for of course "reform." She is the pretty, kick-your-ass-ciggarette-smoking hot girl in class. Of course you simply cannot carry on with nonsense in school which always causes for some disciplinary action. ..Not that I think about it, I wont spoil it for you. Long story short. Teacher meets student, student and teacher fall in-love with the non-traditional twist being that they are both women. The movie is absolutely breathtaking..I give "Loving Annabelle" 5 Stars.

Check the website for all-you-can-read about the movie. http://www.lovingannabelle.com/
You can pre-order your DVD, which will be available in the U.S. and Canada on December 12. "Great Stocking Stuffer for the Lesbian in YOUR family"



-And for our Arsty eccentric types, they are having an art contest. Check: http://www.l-word.com/news/lovingannabelle_altending_contest.php for more details!

So for the HOTASSMESS Show, we are still tweaking how we convey our news to our viewers so bare with us while we still work out the kinks. Help us improve by proving feedback! -And if you like us, you really like us, show your support. We will be having banners available to advertise on your myspace.

We got a hold of a "cheap" editing program which meant, we lost quality of the show. This will be fixed! But without further adieu.....

I hope you enjoyed our multimedia presentation!

This news bit is for my Harry Potter fans. According to J.K. Rowling, the author of The Harry Potter novels, Albus Dumbledore, master wizard of Hogwarts is gay.

In an article on 365gay.com, Rowling explains,"She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."
"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.
She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

How do you feel about this Harry Potter fans?! Was there any suspecting readers out there?! Lets read and reflect!

Are We A Hot Ass Mess?

So, unfortunately, the response to "Hot ASS Mess" has been less than what we expected. And I might just pull the site. I like doing it for fun, but Im not getting any feedback and support..and I guess Im kinda dissapointed. But maybe I need to do some hardcore promoting, and *crosses fingers* we can get the show off the ground.

So comment and let us know what you think. New blog coming shortly!

Tee-Shirt Junkie. Everybody is doing it, right?

CICK. CLICK. http://www.cafepress.com/notahotassmess BOOM.

Its 8:34 AM.

• So its defintely 8:34 in the friggin morning in Ohio. Can I ask you something...especially if we have any Hilliard drivers out there doing their daily morning commute to work. Why do people act like raindrops are acid plagued-firebombs. I can assure you people that it's just rain. Simply H20. I promise in oh...*glances at watch* In a few hours it will be dry...It won't hurt cha.
  
  On a day like today where its "simply-shitty" outside, nothing makes you feel a little better is Music. A secretary's dream. Yes, I am an IPod snob. So I have playlist dedicated to days like this. I'D like to ask the viewers....
  W H A T S O N Y O U R P L A Y L I S T? I really like that ITunes has the option to see your favorite artists, celebs, etc. have a feature where they submit what they are listening to..Im a huge fan of Jennifer Beals...and yes, she submits her IPod Playlists and Her Art. Sexy. & Artistically Inclined. *nearly passes out in awe*
  Thats my wife lol. Anyways heres my powerplaylist for today:
  
  
• 001. Love Me or Hate Me-Lady Sovereign. (Whatever happened to her?)
  
• 002. Cyclone-T-Pain & ---insert other musician here-- I love T-Pain.
  
• 003. Church-T-Pain- This song makes me wanna dance crazily hehe.
  
• 004. Clumsy-Fergie has her 5th single from "The Dutchess Album" Has a 60's flair. I <3>
• 006. Jessica Simpson-A Public Affair (Guilty pleasure, Life is good when you can roll down the windows and blast this out of your car and not give a shit and Mr. Gangbanger next to you.
• 007.Anatomy 1 On 1-Mya. This is from "Moodring" Sexy..Makes your mind wonder.
• 008. Bruised, but not Broken-Joss Stone. Anything by Joss is P U R E S E X. Perez hates her, Ill take her ;-)
• 009. Peaches-Boys Wanna Be Her. This is my song that I like to get ready to in the morning in my head. HUGE PEACHES FAN.
• 010. Amy Winehouse-You Know Im no Good. Please watch the video. Amy Winehouse is P U R E S E X.

SO, as you may have seen I am a huge
Alicia Keys fan and Im awaiting the debut of her album. Nothing like the glory of a beautiful, soulful, thick, woman to tell me about "No One". Her album drops November 13th. Everytime I see the video..I want to drool. Wipe it up and drool some more. If you have not seen her new video here you go:

BTW...DID U KNOW OBAMA AND CHENEY ARE DISTANT COUSINS. REPORTEDLY THEY ARE 8TH GENERATION COUSINS!!!! -enough said.

Yes, BTW! To my gay/bi/les/Michelle Rodriguez lovers alike. The former Lost actress is officially washed up. She is a H O T A S S M E S S . I love her so much, she is indefintely sexy, however, how do you lose everything, try to lie, and get sentenced to 6 months in Jail for D R U N K D R I V I N G. Thats a shame really. How does that happen. Michelle get it together, cuz I will still love you! lol.

Oh, lemme get my coffee and do some actual work. Im sure Ill be posting randomness throughout the day.

M U C H L O V E.

Welcome Us To Vlogging, Blogging, Whatev.

So, I am really into the internet. Some could consider my ass an "internet-geek". Even a myspace freak. SO! One could become one sitting behind a desk pulling a 8-5'er everyday, considering their personality is that of an outgoing, artsy, socialite. Thats me. -Trust me, sitting behind a computer all day reading gossip, etc., I decided to create this blog, and see if what I write/say/express compares with that of someone else walking this earth. Don't you ever wake up and think, "Someone has to be going through the same shit Im going through right now."

Not to mention living in Hilliard (Suburbia Columbus) is not helping too much. My creative genes start to flow, and I decided lets have a cheesy t.v. show the epitamy of all internet blogging, "cheesy-vlogging". So I figure, "Hey if this kid can get famous out of being a Britney Spears fan, I can speak my mind, because someone will identify with my views, lifestyle, whatever." Plus me and Kevin, together, speaking about W H A T E V E R, that is bound to be blog worthy. So lemme introduce myself.

Im Britt-Britt. B. Britt. 20 years old residing in a country bumpkin town not to far from Columbus, but with the characters walking round' here you'd think it'd be a thousand miles. I don't do men. Meaning, unless you have a sister, don't ever bother. T O T A L LEZ, DYKE, QUEER, CARPET MUNCHER, ETC. lol. I know that sounds bad, but Imma be frank. Im an art student studying a Bachelors of Fine Arts at the Academy of Art University-Online. lol. **Although San Francisco is seeming more like a plan. HMM. Im an artist. Im a photographer. Im L Word Addicted. Very Monogomaus person, hmm.. this is starting to sound like a personal ad.

Kevin is 22 years old. V E R Y S I N G L E. He loves talk shows, RAP Music. Especially celebrity gossip. Like I mentioned V E R Y S I N G L E. Kevin hopes to study Fashion via some school. When he knows what else he wants to do with his like I will ______insert Kevins life-plan here____.

The purpose of our blog is to give a realistic, cheesy spin on gossip, gay news, and of course entertainment. Oh yeah, and Britney Spears.

So yeah. Anyways. ENOUGH WITH THE FORMAILITIES.

Today I learned that there is a GAY HISTORY MONTH. TO ALL MY FRIENDS OF DOROTHY
LETS MAKE HISTORICAL STRIDES.

Guess what the buzz is? I've read on Arlans Wonderful, Daily Lesbian Moment and Perez Hilton have both been discussing T.a.T.U. (you know the "All the things she said" & "They're Not Gonna Get US) is in a movie with Mischa Barton...Hmm..Will you watch?

I don't know, but the L Word has be on the countdown to January. Showtime.com has released some teasers to the L Word Season 5. I think its going to be a smash hit darling, how bout you? Fuck Britney, WHY"S HELENA GOING TO JAIL. Shes sexy. And she has an accent. And what about Tina & Bette? I persay, love Bette without Tina. Maybe Tina wouldnt be so damn annoying if she was cuter, she just has that "frumpy-Im-annoying" look. But she has come up in Season 4. *Kudos Tina* I don't want them to get back together, and Im not convinced that Bette is in love with Marlee Matlin's character completely. Hmm. L.O.V.E. I say, "Boo" to that. Anyway...I guess I wont mind, "Tibette" as long as they get rid of crazy ass Jenny. Oooh...fuck Jenny Schecter. Is it me..or is her character totally worthy of being written off. *Prays that Jenny gets written off.* I wont spoil it for the people who havent seen Season 4. But if you have seen it:
I W O N D E R W H E R E T H A T W R A F T I S G O I N G &
WILL IT COME BACK?
Who knows.

Enough of my L Word..because I could go on and on. But what exactly do you wan't to hear? How was your day my fellow readers?

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